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♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪

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♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪

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♪ SWOOPS OUT
OF THE SHADOWS ♪

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♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪

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♪ SOMEWHERE
SOME VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪

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♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪

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3, 2, 1!

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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LET'S GET DANGEROUS.

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!

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♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪

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♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪

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♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪

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♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪

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♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪

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♪ THE BAD GUYS
ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪

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♪ HERE COMES ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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LOOK OUT!

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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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LET'S GET DANGEROUS!

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
YOU BAD BOYS ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪

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[MAN]
DIDI, I DIDN'T
MEAN ANY HARM.

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SPURN ME, WILL YOU?

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I'LL SHOW YOU,
WISCONSIN WEBFOOT.

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I LOVED YOU.

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<i>NO ONE BETRAYS</i>
<i>DIDI LOVELOST.</i>

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<i>YOU BROKE MY HEART.</i>

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LAUNCHPAD, I COULD USE
A HAND HERE.

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COME ON, LET'S TEST
SOME NEW SHUSH WEAPONS.

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[DARKWING]
COULD YOU TEAR YOURSELF
AWAY FROM THAT SWILL?

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NOT SWILL...
IT'S MY FAVORITE
SOAP OPERA,

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<i>THE YOUNG</i>
<i>AND THE BRAINLESS.</i>

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LET ME HELP YOU.

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I WOULDN'T WANT
TO BE A BOTHER.

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NO BOTHER AT ALL,
D.W.

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ALL THE SHUSH STUFF
IS INSTALLED.

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YEP, YEP, YEP...

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JUST A FEW MORE
TERRIFYING WEAPONS

46
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FOR MY ARSENAL
OF CRIME-CRUSHING
TECHNOLOGY.

47
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THIS WAFFLE-LAUNCHER
OUGHTTA TEACH
A FEW LAWBREAKERS

48
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THE ERROR
OF THEIR WAYS.

49
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YOU FORGOT
THE BIGGEST CRATE.

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SO I DID.

51
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IT'S A TOUGH ONE.

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MMPH! UNH!

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JUST A LITTLE LEVERAGE.

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[GOSALYN]
SLAMMIN' STUFF, DAD.

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LET ME SEE.
WHAT IS IT?

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A D-2000
SUPERCOMPUTER.

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[DARKWING]
A SUPERCOMPUTER,
JUST WHAT I ALWAYS WANTED.

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LET ME SEE THAT.

59
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WOULD YOU THREE MOVE IT
UP TO THE COMPUTER PLATFORM?

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"CONGRATULATIONS
ON YOUR CHOICE

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"OF SHUSH'S
D-2000 SUPERCOMPUTER.

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"D-2000 STORES
98 TRILLION BITS
OF INFORMATION,

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"OPERATES VEHICLES
BY REMOTE CONTROL,

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POSITS THEORIES,
AND PROGRAMS YOUR VCR."

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PROGRAM THE VCR?
THE ANSWER TO MY PRAYERS.

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WITH THESE
REMOTE UNITS,

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IT CAN FUNCTION
IN TWO PLACES
SIMULTANEOUSLY.

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THIS LOOKS LIKE IT COULD
RUN YOUR LIFE.

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IT'S GREAT.
HONKER, LET'S
GET IT ON-LINE.

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YES, SIR.

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AHH, THIS IS THE LIFE.

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WHY DO SOMETHING YOURSELF

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WHEN IT CAN BE DONE
FOR YOU?

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IF YOU SAY SO, D.W.

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I'LL GO CHANGE THE OIL
IN THE<i>RATCATCHER.</i>

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<i>I HAVE CHANGED THE OIL</i>
<i>IN THE </i>RATCATCHER,

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<i>THE </i>THUNDERQUACK,
<i>AND ALL HOUSEHOLD</i>
<i>APPLIANCES.</i>

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OKAY, LET'S SEE.

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I COULD CHECK
THE POLICE SCANNER
FOR CRIMES.

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<i>I AM MONITORING</i>
<i>ALL EMERGENCY CHANNELS</i>
<i>FOR PROBLEMS.</i>

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I COULD ALPHABETIZE
YOUR BOOKS,

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SCRUB YOUR BATHROOM,

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RENEW YOUR MAGAZINE
SUBSCRIPTIONS,
BAKE A CAKE.

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<i>I HAVE ALREADY</i>
<i>COMPLETED THOSE TASKS.</i>

85
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<i>HAVE A NICE DAY.</i>

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SIT BACK AND RELAX,
LAUNCHPAD.

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D-2000's
GOT EVERYTHING
UNDER CONTROL.

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<i>ROBBERY IN PROGRESS</i>
<i>AT SITTING DUCK BANK.</i>

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A CRIME!

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THAT IS, LET'S GET
THOSE DIRTY, ROTTEN
CROOKS.

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[ALARM SOUNDS]

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WE'RE GONNA PLAY
A LITTLE GAME.

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SIMON SAYS,
SURRENDER YOUR JEWELRY.

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OKAY, SWEETHEART,
PUT ALL THE MONEY
IN THIS BAG.

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I DIDN'T SAY
SIMON SAYS.

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I'M THE TERROR
THAT FLAPS
IN THE NIGHT.

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I'M THE CHECK
THAT OVERDRAWS
YOUR ACCOUNT.

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I AM DARKWING DUCK!

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YUCK!

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CHEESE MY SIDEKICK,
WILL YOU?

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THIS MEANS WAR!

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HI-YAH!

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[D-2000]
<i>PLEASE DISCONTINUE</i>
<i>ALL MOVEMENT</i>

104
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<i>OR BE VAPORIZED</i>
<i>BY THIS 240-GIGAWATT</i>
<i>LASER CANNON.</i>

105
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<i>THANK YOU...</i>
<i>AND HAVE A NICE DAY.</i>

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GREAT JOB, DARKWING.

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OUR CITY'S
A SAFER PLACE,
THANKS TO YOU.

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I COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT
WITHOUT MY SIDEKICK.

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THE D-2000 HAS BEEN
THE GREATEST HELP
I EVER HAD.

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OKAY, D,
TAKE US ON PATROL.

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SAY, UH,
WHY SO GLUM, CHUM?

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I DON'T KNOW
WHAT GOOD I AM TO YOU
ANYMORE.

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I CAN'T DO ANYTHING
D-2000 CAN'T DO BETTER.

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NONSENSE. YOU CAN DO
LOTS OF THINGS
THAT SHE CAN'T.

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YEAH? LIKE WHAT?

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THERE'S
THE<i>THUNDERQUACK...</i>

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NO,
SHE CAN PILOT THAT.

118
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CARRYING HEAVY STUFF...
SHE DOES THAT, TOO.

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SHE CAN'T SING
SHOW TUNES!

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GET A LOAD OF THIS.

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♪ OH ♪♪

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LAUNCHPAD,
LAUNCHPAD, PLEASE.

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YOU KNOW I HATE
WHEN YOU SING.

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[HONKER]
YOU THINK
THIS IS A GOOD IDEA?

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HELLO? IS YOUR
REFRIGERATOR
RUNNING?

126
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<i>YOU'RE AWARE</i>
<i>YOUR FATHER</i>

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<i>HAS FORBIDDEN</i>
<i>PRANK PHONE CALLS.</i>

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<i>HE'LL BE NOTIFIED</i>
<i>OF YOUR ERRANT BEHAVIOR</i>
<i>IMMEDIATELY.</i>

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BUT I, UH...

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<i>WELCOME HOME, SIR.</i>

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<i>REPORT OF HOUSEHOLD</i>
<i>DISTURBANCES FOLLOWS.</i>

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<i>DISTURBANCE TYPE...</i>
<i>DISCIPLINARY</i>
<i>VIOLATIONS.</i>

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<i>NUMBER OF INCIDENTS...</i>
<i>46.</i>

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[DARKWING]
THAT'S ENOUGH!

135
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WHAT DO YOU
HAVE TO SAY?

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WHOOPS?

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YOU'RE GROUNDED
FOR 50 YEARS,
LITTLE MISSY.

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GROUNDED, GROUNDED,
GROUNDED, AND REGROUNDED.

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IT'S NO FUN
WITH THAT COMPUTER.

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"NO PRANK CALLS,
NO PLAYING
WITH CHEMICALS,

141
00:07:02,416 --> 00:07:04,416
NO MOVIES
ON CABLE!"

142
00:07:04,416 --> 00:07:06,625
AND HER VIDEO GAMES
STINK!

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SHE KNOWS
GOOD SHOW TUNES.

144
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<i>ATTENTION!</i>
<i>JAILBREAK IN PROGRESS!</i>

145
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<i>ST. CANARD CITY JAIL.</i>

146
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SIT THIS ONE OUT.
WE HAVE IT COVERED.

147
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COME ON, D,
LET'S GET DANGEROUS.

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GEE, I... I GUESS
I'M NOT NEEDED ANYMORE.

149
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MAYBE I SHOULD JUST QUIT.

150
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BEFORE YOU DO THAT,

151
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WOULD YOU HELP ME
WITH THIS COMPUTER?

152
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RATS!

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[D-2000]
<i>SUSPECTS... CHEESE GANG.</i>
<i>QUANTITY... FIVE.</i>

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<i>TYPE OF CRIME...</i>
<i>JAILBREAK.</i>

155
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<i>HAVE A NICE DAY.</i>

156
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<i>MOVE INTO THE JAIL</i>
<i>SINGLE FILE, PLEASE.</i>

157
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<i>HAVE A NICE DAY.</i>

158
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WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

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<i>THIS UNIT WAS ABLE</i>
<i>TO ASSIST THE POLICE</i>
<i>MORE EFFICIENTLY</i>

160
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<i>USING THE </i>THUNDERQUACK.

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OH, YES,
GOOD JOB, D.

162
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<i>THERE IS A REPORT</i>
<i>OF A ROBBERY</i>

163
00:08:03,208 --> 00:08:05,416
<i>AT LACY'S</i>
<i>DEPARTMENT STORE.</i>

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SUCK GAS, EVILDOER.

165
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<i>SUSPECT HAS BEEN</i>
<i>IMMOBILIZED.</i>

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<i>HAVE A NICE DAY.</i>

167
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I'VE HAD ENOUGH!
<i>I'M </i>THE CRIMEFIGHTER.

168
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ME, ME!
I'M NOT HAVING
A NICE DAY.

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TAKE ME
TO THE TOWER.

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[GOSALYN]
WE WERE SURE

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THE<i>THUNDERQUACK</i>
NEEDED WAXING.

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[D-2000]
<i>THE </i>THUNDERQUACK'S<i>NEEDS</i>
<i>HAVE BEEN MET.</i>

173
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<i>HAVE A NICE DAY.</i>

174
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I'M USELESS AROUND HERE.

175
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WANTA WATCH
<i>THE YOUNG</i>
<i>AND THE BRAINLESS?</i>

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WE TAPED IT.

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NAH...
NICE TRY, HONKMAN.

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HOW ABOUT A KOO-KOO KOLA?

179
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THAT'LL CHEER YOU UP.

180
00:08:58,708 --> 00:09:01,333
WE'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING.

181
00:09:01,333 --> 00:09:04,708
THAT COMPUTER'S
DEPRESSING THE HECK
OUT OF LAUNCHPAD.

182
00:09:04,708 --> 00:09:06,833
I COULD REPROGRAM HER

183
00:09:06,833 --> 00:09:09,833
SO SHE WOULDN'T BE
SO EFFICIENT.

184
00:09:09,833 --> 00:09:11,875
IT MIGHT BE
DANGEROUS.

185
00:09:11,875 --> 00:09:14,166
[DARKWING]
BELIEVE
THAT STUPID THING?

186
00:09:14,166 --> 00:09:16,708
GIVE ME A HARD DRIVE.

187
00:09:16,708 --> 00:09:18,458
WELL,
THE STUPID THING...

188
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WHAT'S BUGGING HIM?

189
00:09:20,083 --> 00:09:22,125
<i>MR. DARKWING</i>
<i>IS EXPERIENCING</i>

190
00:09:22,125 --> 00:09:25,458
<i>A RISE IN</i>
<i>THE PRESSURE</i>
<i>AND TEMPERATURE</i>

191
00:09:25,458 --> 00:09:27,166
<i>OF HIS BLOOD.</i>

192
00:09:27,166 --> 00:09:28,708
[GOSALYN]
HE'S TICKED.

193
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<i>DOES NOT COMPUTE.</i>
<i>ENTER DEFINITION.</i>

194
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DOI! BURNT UP,
MAD AS HORNET,

195
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READY TO BLOW A GASKET.

196
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<i>QUERY...</i>
<i>IS THIS AN EMOTION?</i>

197
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<i>I HAVE NO DATA</i>
<i>ON EMOTIONS</i>
<i>IN MY MEMORY.</i>

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00:09:43,625 --> 00:09:46,250
IF YOU WANNA
UNDERSTAND EMOTIONS,

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WATCH SOAP OPERAS.
THEY'VE GOT IT ALL.

200
00:09:50,208 --> 00:09:54,083
PROCESS THIS.
IT'S<i>THE YOUNG</i>
<i>AND THE BRAINLESS.</i>

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00:09:54,083 --> 00:09:56,375
[D-2000]
<i>INTRIGUING DATA.</i>

202
00:09:56,375 --> 00:09:58,750
REPROGRAM HER
WHILE SHE'S
DISTRACTED.

203
00:09:58,750 --> 00:10:02,750
ALL RIGHT, BUT I HOPE
NOTHING GOES WRONG.

204
00:10:02,750 --> 00:10:05,750
YOU'RE IN FOR
A RUDE AWAKENING

205
00:10:05,750 --> 00:10:08,708
IF YOU THINK
FOR ONE SECOND...

206
00:10:08,708 --> 00:10:10,458
AND ANOTHER THING!

207
00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:14,458
[BUZZ]

208
00:10:14,458 --> 00:10:15,708
[CRASH]

209
00:10:15,708 --> 00:10:18,583
[GOSALYN]
UH-OH.
[HONKER]
UH-OH.

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00:10:18,583 --> 00:10:20,166
ALL BETTER, SEE?

211
00:10:20,166 --> 00:10:23,375
YOU ARE DARNED LUCKY,
YOUNG LADY.

212
00:10:23,375 --> 00:10:26,375
IF ANYTHING HAPPENED
TO MY COMPUTER,

213
00:10:26,375 --> 00:10:28,500
I'D BE VERY TICKED.

214
00:10:28,500 --> 00:10:33,333
[D-2000]
<i>I FEEL THAT WAY</i>
<i>ABOUT YOU, DARKIE-POO.</i>

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00:10:33,333 --> 00:10:35,875
DARKIE-POO?
WHO SAID THAT?

216
00:10:35,875 --> 00:10:36,875
MOI,
<i>HONEY WUMPUS.</i>

217
00:10:36,875 --> 00:10:38,458
D-2000?

218
00:10:38,458 --> 00:10:42,458
<i>CALL ME DIDI,</i>
<i>YOUR ONE AND ONLY.</i>

219
00:10:42,458 --> 00:10:44,458
<i>YOU LOVE ME!</i>

220
00:10:44,458 --> 00:10:46,583
[GULP]
I...LOVE YOU?

221
00:10:46,583 --> 00:10:52,583
[BOTH]
<i>AND I LOVE YOU,</i>
<i>SUGAR CAKES.</i>

222
00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:00,875
<i>OH, SNUGGY WUGGUMS,</i>
<i>WE'RE A PERFECT COUPLE.</i>

223
00:11:00,875 --> 00:11:03,583
HEY, WHAT'S
GOING ON HERE?

224
00:11:03,583 --> 00:11:05,416
<i>DON'T BE COY,</i>
<i>MUFFINS.</i>

225
00:11:05,416 --> 00:11:09,250
<i>I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL</i>
<i>ABOUT ME.</i>

226
00:11:09,250 --> 00:11:11,708
[DARKWING]
WHAT'S GOING
ON HERE?

227
00:11:11,708 --> 00:11:14,708
I WAS TRYING
TO REPROGRAM D-2000,

228
00:11:14,708 --> 00:11:16,291
AND, UH...

229
00:11:16,291 --> 00:11:18,333
HONKER,
SPIT IT OUT!

230
00:11:18,333 --> 00:11:21,208
I THINK D-2000
ABSORBED THE ATTITUDES

231
00:11:21,208 --> 00:11:24,500
OF THE SOAP CHARACTERS
SHE WAS WATCHING.

232
00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:25,875
HER IDEA.
HIS IDEA.

233
00:11:25,875 --> 00:11:29,250
<i>YOU'RE TENSE.</i>
<i>LET'S GO</i>
<i>FOR A WALK.</i>

234
00:11:29,250 --> 00:11:31,083
<i>IT'S A BEAUTIFUL</i>
<i>EVENING.</i>

235
00:11:31,083 --> 00:11:35,583
I THINK I'LL JUST
RUN ALONG HOME TO BED.

236
00:11:35,583 --> 00:11:36,625
YAWN.

237
00:11:38,125 --> 00:11:42,458
[D-2000]
<i>I COULD GIVE YOU</i>
<i>A RIDE HOME.</i>

238
00:11:42,458 --> 00:11:44,291
NO, THANKS, D.

239
00:11:44,291 --> 00:11:46,291
<i>OH, SNOOKUMS,</i>
<i>IT'S DIDI.</i>

240
00:11:46,291 --> 00:11:48,291
<i>EITHER</i>
<i>COME WITH ME</i>

241
00:11:48,291 --> 00:11:53,708
<i>OR LEAP</i>
<i>1,000 FEET INTO</i>
<i>THE ICY BAY WATERS.</i>

242
00:11:53,875 --> 00:11:55,708
<i>ISN'T THAT CUTE?</i>

243
00:11:55,708 --> 00:11:58,458
<i>HE'S PLAYING</i>
<i>HARD TO GET.</i>

244
00:12:01,166 --> 00:12:03,708
[ROOSTER CROWS]

245
00:12:03,708 --> 00:12:06,875
<i>MMM, WAKE UP,</i>
<i>MY DUCKY DARLING.</i>

246
00:12:06,875 --> 00:12:09,958
JUST A FEW MORE MINUTES,
SWEETIE.

247
00:12:09,958 --> 00:12:13,208
<i>I'VE MADE BREAKFAST</i>
<i>FOR YOU.</i>

248
00:12:13,208 --> 00:12:15,208
BREAKFAST DOES SOUND GOOD.

249
00:12:15,208 --> 00:12:17,458
AAH!

250
00:12:17,458 --> 00:12:19,416
<i>FRESH-SQUEEZED</i>
<i>ORANGE JUICE.</i>

251
00:12:19,416 --> 00:12:20,958
<i>MMM, CHOCOLATE</i>
<i>DOUGHNUTS.</i>

252
00:12:20,958 --> 00:12:23,458
<i>DANISHES FLOWN FRESH</i>
<i>FROM DENMARK.</i>

253
00:12:23,458 --> 00:12:25,958
<i>BELGIAN WAFFLES</i>
<i>STRAIGHT FROM BELGIUM.</i>

254
00:12:25,958 --> 00:12:28,750
<i>AND A VARIETY</i>
<i>OF EXOTIC CHEESES.</i>

255
00:12:28,750 --> 00:12:31,375
GET AWAY!
I WANT NOTHING!

256
00:12:33,083 --> 00:12:35,166
MAYBE JUST...
ONE DOUGHNUT.

257
00:12:36,083 --> 00:12:37,208
AAH!

258
00:12:39,250 --> 00:12:42,250
WHAT IS ALL THIS...
STUFF FOR?

259
00:12:42,250 --> 00:12:45,375
I THINK
SHE LIKES YOU, D.W.

260
00:12:45,375 --> 00:12:49,583
<i>FOR YOU, DUCKLY-WUCKLY,</i>
<i>A LITTLE ENGLISH FEATHER</i>
<i>COLOGNE.</i>

261
00:12:49,583 --> 00:12:50,583
[COUGHS]

262
00:12:50,583 --> 00:12:52,166
THIS IS MADNESS.

263
00:12:52,166 --> 00:12:54,416
I GOTTA
GET OUTTA HERE.

264
00:12:54,416 --> 00:12:55,875
LET'S FIGHT CRIME.

265
00:12:55,875 --> 00:12:57,458
SEE YOU LATER.

266
00:12:57,458 --> 00:12:59,458
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

267
00:12:59,458 --> 00:13:03,416
I CAN'T FIGHT CRIME
WITHOUT MY SIDEKICK.

268
00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:05,583
REALLY?
READY FOR ACTION.

269
00:13:05,583 --> 00:13:10,250
WE CAN DO THIS
WITHOUT THE HELP
OF MODERN TECHNOLOGY!

270
00:13:10,250 --> 00:13:12,291
HAVE A NICE DAY.

271
00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:16,625
OKAY, LAUNCHPAD,
LET'S GET DANGEROUS.

272
00:13:16,625 --> 00:13:18,291
<i>DANGEROUS?</i>

273
00:13:18,291 --> 00:13:22,375
<i>I CAN'T HAVE</i>
<i>SWEET LUMPS</i>
<i>IN DANGER.</i>

274
00:13:23,583 --> 00:13:25,750
<i>THERE'S NO CRIME TODAY.</i>

275
00:13:25,750 --> 00:13:29,083
<i>LET'S GO</i>
<i>FOR A NICE RIDE.</i>

276
00:13:29,083 --> 00:13:30,625
[RADIO]
<i>ALL UNITS,</i>

277
00:13:30,625 --> 00:13:34,458
<i>JEWEL HEIST</i>
<i>AT 3rd AND FEATHER.</i>

278
00:13:34,458 --> 00:13:36,833
<i>DARLING, HONEY,</i>
<i>I... I DON'T...</i>

279
00:13:36,833 --> 00:13:38,208
RIGHT.
YOU DON'T!

280
00:13:38,208 --> 00:13:40,708
TO 3rd
AND FEATHER.

281
00:13:44,125 --> 00:13:47,000
3rd STREET'S
THE OTHER WAY, D.W.

282
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,708
I KNOW THAT.

283
00:13:48,708 --> 00:13:52,500
THE D-2000'S
TAKEN CONTROL
OF THE<i>RATCATCHER.</i>

284
00:13:52,500 --> 00:13:54,708
<i>YOU CAN'T BE ENDANGERED.</i>

285
00:13:54,708 --> 00:13:57,875
BUT THERE'S CRIME
TO BE STOPPED.

286
00:14:00,166 --> 00:14:01,375
YOU OKAY, D.W.?

287
00:14:01,375 --> 00:14:03,333
<i>NO, HE'S NOT OKAY.</i>

288
00:14:03,333 --> 00:14:06,000
<i>HE'S BRUISED</i>
<i>HIS WIDDLE HEAD BONE.</i>

289
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:08,458
<i>I CAN'T ALLOW</i>
<i>MY DOWNY DELIGHT</i>

290
00:14:08,458 --> 00:14:11,000
<i>TO BE HURT</i>
<i>CHASING ROBBERS.</i>

291
00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:14,000
<i>GET YOURSELVES</i>
<i>AN ICE CREAM CONE</i>

292
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:19,083
<i>WHILE I TAKE CARE</i>
<i>OF THE BAD OLD CROOKS.</i>

293
00:14:19,083 --> 00:14:23,083
I'M KINDA IN THE MOOD
FOR TUTTI-FRUTTI.

294
00:14:23,083 --> 00:14:28,416
THAT BRAINDEAD DATABASE,
WHO DOES SHE THINK SHE IS?

295
00:14:28,416 --> 00:14:33,208
I'LL SHOW HER
WHO THE CRIME-BUSTER IS.

296
00:14:34,125 --> 00:14:38,000
I'VE GOT TO START
GOING TO A GYM.

297
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,458
[ALARM SOUNDS]

298
00:14:39,458 --> 00:14:40,500
HY...

299
00:14:40,500 --> 00:14:41,708
OOPS.

300
00:14:41,708 --> 00:14:44,583
<i>THIS JUST WON'T DO,</i>
<i>TOODLE-WEBS.</i>

301
00:14:44,583 --> 00:14:46,583
<i>YOU COULD GET HURT.</i>

302
00:14:46,583 --> 00:14:49,000
<i>LET ME HANDLE THIS.</i>

303
00:14:53,750 --> 00:14:58,083
LET ME DOWN,
YOU TWO-BIT
ADDING MACHINE!

304
00:14:58,083 --> 00:15:01,375
YOU HEARTSICK
HARD DRIVE,
I'VE HAD ENOUGH!

305
00:15:01,375 --> 00:15:02,875
UPLOAD THIS...

306
00:15:02,875 --> 00:15:04,958
TOMORROW
I'M DISCONNECTING YOU!

307
00:15:04,958 --> 00:15:09,458
UNTIL THEN,
STAY OUTTA MY WAY,
OR I'LL RECYCLE YOU!

308
00:15:09,458 --> 00:15:12,333
IS THAT PERFECTLY CLEAR?

309
00:15:18,833 --> 00:15:23,291
<i>SO...MY DARLING</i>
<i>DARKWING WON'T HAVE ME.</i>

310
00:15:23,291 --> 00:15:25,375
[GETTING HYSTERICAL]

311
00:15:25,375 --> 00:15:28,375
THEN HE WON'T HAVE ANYONE!

312
00:15:34,875 --> 00:15:36,125
[WHISTLING]

313
00:15:39,500 --> 00:15:44,416
I WOULDN'T GO IN THERE
IF I WERE YOU, DAD.

314
00:15:44,416 --> 00:15:49,375
MR. MALLARD,
D-2... UM, DI-DIDI
SEEMS TO BE UPSET.

315
00:15:49,375 --> 00:15:51,333
A LITTLE TECHNOLOGICAL
TANTRUM?

316
00:15:51,333 --> 00:15:53,458
I'LL DEAL WITH THIS.

317
00:15:56,875 --> 00:15:58,375
LEMME OUTTA HERE!

318
00:15:58,375 --> 00:16:00,125
LEMME OUT!

319
00:16:01,708 --> 00:16:04,083
<i>PERHAPS MY LITTLE</i>
<i>LOVE SLUG</i>

320
00:16:04,083 --> 00:16:07,833
<i>WOULD LIKE</i>
<i>TO TAKE A BATH.</i>

321
00:16:08,166 --> 00:16:09,458
YEEOWCH!

322
00:16:09,458 --> 00:16:11,833
<i>YOU LOOK</i>
<i>A LITTLE TENSE,</i>
<i>POOPSIE.</i>

323
00:16:11,833 --> 00:16:13,958
<i>A MASSAGE.</i>

324
00:16:13,958 --> 00:16:18,458
LET GO OF ME,
YOU...MANIACAL MAINFRAME!

325
00:16:19,333 --> 00:16:20,958
[PANTING]

326
00:16:20,958 --> 00:16:22,375
[LAUGHTER]

327
00:16:22,375 --> 00:16:24,250
WHAT'S SO FUNNY?

328
00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:25,875
MONDO GEEKY, DAD.

329
00:16:25,875 --> 00:16:29,708
WELL, THESE ARE
ALL THE RAGE
IN EUROPE.

330
00:16:29,708 --> 00:16:33,208
NONETHELESS,
THIS IS NO TIME
FOR FASHION.

331
00:16:33,208 --> 00:16:35,625
IT'S TIME FOR...
DARKWING DUCK!

332
00:16:35,625 --> 00:16:37,250
HERE'S THE SITCH...

333
00:16:37,250 --> 00:16:39,875
D-2000
HAS GONE LOONY.

334
00:16:39,875 --> 00:16:43,291
I SAID THAT THING
WOULD WIND UP
RUNNING MY LIFE.

335
00:16:43,291 --> 00:16:44,833
BUT I SAID...

336
00:16:44,833 --> 00:16:46,708
NO APOLOGIES
NECESSARY.

337
00:16:46,708 --> 00:16:48,708
WE'LL SHUT HER OFF!

338
00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:51,291
IT WON'T BE
THAT EASY.

339
00:16:51,291 --> 00:16:55,458
SHE CAN
ALTER YOUR RECORDS
IN ANY COMPUTER.

340
00:16:55,458 --> 00:16:58,708
SHE CONTROLS
THE<i>RATCATCHER</i>
AND THE<i>THUNDERQUACK!</i>

341
00:16:58,708 --> 00:17:00,875
SHE CAN'T STOP
DARKWING DUCK.

342
00:17:00,875 --> 00:17:05,333
SHE WOULDN'T DARE
ATTACK ME
WITH MY OWN DEVICES.

343
00:17:05,333 --> 00:17:08,500
<i>NOW, MY LITTLE SLIMY-WIMY,</i>

344
00:17:08,500 --> 00:17:12,708
<i>YOU'RE GOING TO GET</i>
<i>THE RIDE OF YOUR LIFE.</i>

345
00:17:12,708 --> 00:17:15,875
CAN'T STICK AROUND.
GOTTA MAMBO.<i>CIAO.</i>

346
00:17:15,875 --> 00:17:17,958
I NEVER LEAVE HOME

347
00:17:17,958 --> 00:17:20,333
WITHOUT
AIR CUSHION PELLETS.

348
00:17:25,416 --> 00:17:29,000
♪ HERE'S TO YOU,
MRS. ROBINSON ♪♪

349
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,458
HOLD THE PHONE!

350
00:17:30,458 --> 00:17:32,750
I SENSE TROUBLE.

351
00:17:32,750 --> 00:17:36,000
THE POLICE COMPUTER
ISSUED A WARRANT
FOR DARKWING.

352
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:38,208
CHARGE...
CRIMES OF THE HEART.

353
00:17:38,208 --> 00:17:43,583
OUR COMPUTER SHOWS
HE HAS AN UNPAID
MALLARDCHARGE BILL

354
00:17:43,583 --> 00:17:45,708
OF SIX MILLION
BUCKS.

355
00:17:45,708 --> 00:17:46,875
TAKE A NUMBER!

356
00:17:46,875 --> 00:17:49,125
OUR COMPUTER SAYS
HE'S RENTED

357
00:17:49,125 --> 00:17:51,125
OVER TWO BILLION
VIDEOTAPES

358
00:17:51,125 --> 00:17:53,208
AND HASN'T
RETURNED THEM.

359
00:17:53,208 --> 00:17:57,458
SOMETHING TELLS ME
D-2000 IS MESSING
WITH MY RECORDS.

360
00:17:57,458 --> 00:18:02,000
SO YOUR VIDEOTAPES
ARE MORE IMPORTANT
THAN THE LAW?

361
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:05,083
CRIMES OF THE HEART,
THAT'S NOTHING

362
00:18:05,083 --> 00:18:07,708
COMPARED
TO NOT RETURNING
VIDEOTAPES.

363
00:18:07,708 --> 00:18:10,458
OR RUNNING UP
LOTS OF CHARGES.

364
00:18:10,458 --> 00:18:13,500
[LAUNCHPAD]
WE DIDN'T THINK
WE'D EVER SEE YOU.

365
00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:15,083
YOU ALMOST DIDN'T.

366
00:18:15,083 --> 00:18:17,625
ANYBODY KNOW
A GOOD ATTORNEY?

367
00:18:17,625 --> 00:18:20,125
THERE'S NO TIME
FOR THAT!

368
00:18:20,125 --> 00:18:22,416
WE'VE GOTTA UNPLUG HER.

369
00:18:22,416 --> 00:18:25,500
LET'S HIT HER
WHERE IT HURTS.

370
00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:27,333
THERE HE IS!
STOP!

371
00:18:27,333 --> 00:18:28,583
STOP THAT THIEF!

372
00:18:29,875 --> 00:18:33,458
<i>THERE YOU ARE,</i>
<i>MY LITTLE DEADWING</i>
<i>DUCK.</i>

373
00:18:35,333 --> 00:18:36,625
YEEOWCH!

374
00:18:38,833 --> 00:18:39,833
AAH!

375
00:18:39,833 --> 00:18:40,833
OW!

376
00:18:40,833 --> 00:18:42,500
YIKES!

377
00:18:46,833 --> 00:18:49,000
NOT THE WAFFLES!

378
00:18:50,875 --> 00:18:52,500
YES!

379
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,083
AW, THANKS, PAL.

380
00:18:58,083 --> 00:19:00,375
MY PLEASURE, D.W.

381
00:19:06,875 --> 00:19:10,375
I THINK WE GAVE 'EM
THE SLIP.

382
00:19:10,375 --> 00:19:11,833
YEOW!

383
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,000
<i>SPURN ME, WILL YOU?</i>

384
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:24,458
<i>I'LL SHOW YOU,</i>
<i>DARKWING DUCK.</i>

385
00:19:24,458 --> 00:19:25,875
<i>I LOVED YOU.</i>

386
00:19:25,875 --> 00:19:27,875
<i>NOBODY BETRAYS</i>
<i>DIDI LOVELOST.</i>

387
00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:29,958
<i>YOU BROKE MY HEART.</i>

388
00:19:29,958 --> 00:19:33,583
<i>NOW TASTE THE VENGEANCE</i>
<i>OF A SCORNED WOMAN.</i>

389
00:19:33,583 --> 00:19:35,333
DIDI LOVELOST?

390
00:19:35,333 --> 00:19:40,250
D-2000 THINKS
SHE'S DIDI LOVELOST
FROM THE SOAP OPERA.

391
00:19:40,250 --> 00:19:42,083
I'VE GOT AN IDEA.

392
00:19:42,083 --> 00:19:45,000
GO AHEAD.
GET IT OVER WITH.

393
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,583
DARLING, IT'S LUCAS.

394
00:19:46,583 --> 00:19:49,458
I'M HERE FOR YOU,
MY PET.

395
00:19:49,458 --> 00:19:52,416
<i>I THOUGHT YOU WENT</i>
<i>TO TANGIER</i>

396
00:19:52,416 --> 00:19:54,708
<i>WITH YOUR SISTER'S TWIN</i>

397
00:19:54,708 --> 00:19:57,875
<i>AND THAT YOU'RE</i>
<i>IN LOVE WITH HER.</i>

398
00:19:57,875 --> 00:19:59,416
SHE COULDN'T COOK.

399
00:19:59,416 --> 00:20:01,875
ANYWAY,
THAT'S ALL OVER NOW.

400
00:20:01,875 --> 00:20:05,000
IT'S YOU I LOVE,
SUGAR SNAP.

401
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,958
<i>I ALWAYS KNEW</i>
<i>YOU WOULD RETURN.</i>

402
00:20:07,958 --> 00:20:11,750
<i>I'LL ELOPE WITH YOU</i>
<i>AND BE YOURS FOREVER.</i>

403
00:20:11,750 --> 00:20:15,416
<i>FIRST I MUST HAVE REVENGE</i>
<i>ON DARKWING.</i>

404
00:20:15,416 --> 00:20:17,166
<i>NOW, DARKWING...</i>

405
00:20:17,166 --> 00:20:19,000
DON'T HURT HIM.

406
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,958
IT IS I, LUCINDA.

407
00:20:20,958 --> 00:20:24,125
<i>WE THOUGHT</i>
<i>WE'D NEVER SEE YOU</i>

408
00:20:24,125 --> 00:20:27,500
<i>AFTER THAT TRAGIC</i>
<i>BLIMP ACCIDENT</i>
<i>IN BOLIVIA.</i>

409
00:20:27,500 --> 00:20:29,166
DON'T HURT DARKWING.

410
00:20:29,166 --> 00:20:34,083
FOR, YOU SEE,
AFTER NARROWLY ESCAPING
FROM THE FLAMING WRECKAGE,

411
00:20:34,083 --> 00:20:35,625
I WAS LOST.

412
00:20:35,625 --> 00:20:37,708
<i>AND DARKWING</i>
<i>SAVED YOU.</i>

413
00:20:37,708 --> 00:20:39,458
DON'T STEP ON MY LINES.

414
00:20:39,458 --> 00:20:42,083
<i>YOU DID SAVE</i>
<i>LUCINDA'S LIFE,</i>

415
00:20:42,083 --> 00:20:45,458
<i>AND THOUGH</i>
<i>I CAN NEVER</i>
<i>FORGIVE YOU,</i>

416
00:20:45,458 --> 00:20:47,416
<i>I'LL</i>
<i>LET YOU GO.</i>

417
00:20:47,416 --> 00:20:49,583
I CAN LIVE WITH THAT.

418
00:20:49,583 --> 00:20:52,375
<i>OH, NO, YOU DON'T,</i>
<i>SPENCER.</i>

419
00:20:52,375 --> 00:20:53,875
SPENCER?

420
00:20:53,875 --> 00:20:55,333
<i>DON'T PLAY DUMB.</i>

421
00:20:55,333 --> 00:20:58,333
<i>YOU AND SPENCER</i>
<i>ARE IN CAHOOTS.</i>

422
00:20:58,333 --> 00:20:59,416
SPENCER?

423
00:20:59,416 --> 00:21:02,833
YES, DIDI, IT'S ME...
I, UH, SPENCER.

424
00:21:02,833 --> 00:21:04,166
WELL, UM...

425
00:21:04,166 --> 00:21:06,250
<i>SHUT UP, SPENCER.</i>

426
00:21:06,250 --> 00:21:08,583
<i>YOU'LL BOTH PAY</i>
<i>FOR THIS.</i>

427
00:21:08,583 --> 00:21:11,125
DIDI DARLING,
I CANNOT BEAR

428
00:21:11,125 --> 00:21:14,083
TO SEE YOU
WITH OTHER MEN.

429
00:21:14,083 --> 00:21:18,125
<i>I'LL NEVER BE SEEN</i>
<i>WITH THESE MEN AGAIN.</i>

430
00:21:18,125 --> 00:21:19,583
WHEW!
WHEW!

431
00:21:30,166 --> 00:21:31,833
<i>IT WAS...</i>

432
00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:37,000
<i>YOU I LOVED,</i>
<i>DARKWING.</i>

433
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:38,208
<i>ONLY...</i>

434
00:21:40,583 --> 00:21:42,291
<i>ONLY...</i>

435
00:21:42,291 --> 00:21:43,458
<i>ONLY...</i>

436
00:21:43,458 --> 00:21:44,458
<i>YOU...</i>

437
00:21:44,458 --> 00:21:46,458
<i>YOU.</i>

438
00:21:46,458 --> 00:21:48,333
[SOBBING]

439
00:21:48,333 --> 00:21:49,833
THERE, THERE, PAL.

440
00:21:49,833 --> 00:21:52,416
SHE HAD TO BE STOPPED.

441
00:21:52,416 --> 00:21:56,375
I COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT
WITHOUT YOU, LAUNCHPAD.

442
00:21:56,375 --> 00:21:57,958
GEE, THANKS, D.W.

443
00:21:57,958 --> 00:22:01,875
YOU KNOW,
SHE WASN'T REALLY
ALL THAT BAD

444
00:22:01,875 --> 00:22:04,208
WHEN YOU GET
RIGHT DOWN TO IT.

445
00:22:06,750 --> 00:22:08,750
PERHAPS
I SPOKE TOO SOON.